Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

coempathy:

steampunk-voidster:

totalspiffage:

miketooch:

squigglydigg:

janedoodles:

thedeathecchi:

Silver and gold angry mustache mecha spider

Giant red DNA with tentacle arms

a floating orange electric top

Big fat derp-faced blue salamander

Innocent looking fuzzy pink thing with ribbons that can blast a motherfucker away

levitating suction-mouth slithering creeper that zaps shit 

purple ghost andross

black and white yin yang disaster dog

anons back on

im gonna be staying away from this account for a while. dont know when ill be back. you can use my contact page if you need me

hi anon its ryans sister juno ^ _ ^ leave my brother alone. you really need to stop harassing him about this. its not only making ryan uncomfortable, but me pissed off. and if you really have something to say, then get off of anon and confront him about it.

im too anxious to buy anything bc all the stores are crowded and i feel like im being watched.ggggggggggg

i just found a homestuck at the mall

dw:

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF UCKF UCKF CUKF CUKF CUFKC UFKC UFKC UFKC UJF KCUKF CUKF UCKFUCK 

jobhaver:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

dekutree:

im only 9, clefairy

dekutree:

im only 9, clefairy

joshpeck:

who is she

joshpeck:

who is she

To the very kind anon who keeps bringing up the topic of whether or not he is a cis male: stop. Just stop. He is not being unsupportive of ANYONE! He says that he is not trans AND I THINK HE OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD KNOW. Leave. Him. ALONE.
Anonymous

thx

420dongsquad:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

6TTHIS IS THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.